Saturday, May 28, 2011

Moments of Wonderful Bliss

P.S. I'm sorry that it has taken me sooooo long to post =D Especially since all y'all have had to look at for the past few days has been the work of a hacker...which, though it is funny, isn't really insight into my brain.

P.P.S. Does it count as a P.S. if it comes before the script?

I don't know how many of you have ever tried to take pictures of three young boys who love cameras and all fight for the spotlight, but let me assure you that these are only a few precious examples of how that can turn out:
This is adorable David =D He just recently turned three, and  he is  super cute...he can't say my name, so he just says "wees"... Warm-fuzzy!

The next few pictures are pictures David took while Kyle and I were playing basketball. He's actually better than I am...i think he should pick up photography as a hobby.

Action Shot


No, I'm not filing my nails on the basketball ;)

Right before this shot, David was telling me that he wanted pictures taken of him while he played basketball...notice that Kyle is STILL way off in the background fetching the ball that bounced that way a few pictures ago.


It went in... he's pretty much like a mini-Jimmer

Kyle is trying to make the basketball roll across both of his arms...does that make sense? No, but i'm sure y'all know what I'm talking about.

And then David tried

Super cute! He totes loves being in the lime-light...his mom labelled it as being a ham, and i think that is super appropriate.

Okay, here's where the fun begins...As you may have noticed, the kid in the middle (Lincoln) hasn't been in any pictures until now. The kid loves electronics, and he didn't feel like coming outside to play basketball with us, but i needed some pictures with him as that might have been the last time i will ever watch these kids that I've watched pretty consistently throughout the past 7 years of my life. So this was my first attempt. At the last second, Kyle (on the right) poked me in the eye with that cookie (also effectively smacking Lincoln in the face with his arm). 

Take two! Lincoln pulled the camera forward with one hand and stuffed his iTouch in front of the lens with the other.

Okay, so David isn't in this one at all because they pushed him off the couch in their mad-dash for front row spot. It was hectic!



This is three layers of boy hands =D






this is David's thumb






Finally, i get them all to line up, i get them to look at the camera, i get my whole head in the shot...and David goes and pokes Kyle's eye...go figure.

Even though David is looking at the TV with one of the most blank stare I have ever seen in my life, this was the final product...it's nearly perfect. =D

Who knew that taking pictures could be like pulling teeth? And who knew that pulling teeth could be SO MUCH FUN! =D
~~Words of the Day~~
prodigious
\pruh-DIJ-us\
Pronunciation
1) resembling or befitting a prodigy: strange, unusual
2) exciting amazement or wonder
3) extraordinary in bulk, quantity, or degree: enormous

Okay, So I am TOTALLY using this one as slang..."That's prodigious!" Of course, that's definition number two...definitely thinking this needs to happen...that's a really cool word for what it means...and I'd heard it before, but i think it needs to be used as slang...just saying

vertiginous
\vur-TIJ-uh-nuhs\
1) Affected with vertigo; giddy; dizzy.
2) Causing or tending to cause dizziness.
3) Turning round; whirling; revolving.
4) Inclined to change quickly or frequently; inconstant.


*****Quote of the Day*****
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

I miss Everyone

It's been sad these past couple of days. I've missed everyone sooo much! All I have to keep me company is my pet tortoise and the old hobo who still won't allow me to get a divorce.

I told him that I couldn't live in a box anymore, but he just didn't want to move up in the world. Oh well.
P.S. Im still engaged.

But I'm not telling who. But I'll give you a hint. I want his body.

I'm getting all flabbergasted just thinking about him. My pulse is racing, my heartbeat fluttering, I can't stop thinking about his rock hard abs, and beautiful body racing through my mind. I only wish I could be with him. The way he beat on that Drum! SSOOOOOO HOTTTT!!!!

Also, I have no compassion. I kick diseased dogs for fun. I like the way they yelp from the pain.
I once drop kicked a blind cat with parkinson's disease just so it could fly through the air. I am a horrible person.
But I'm okay with that.

Because you know who else is? Oprah Winfrey. The way she just "gave" all that money to those stupid orphans. It's ridiculous. She should have bought shoes.

As a side note, I hate tortoises. I just keep Oopsie around so that when the zombie apocalypse comes about, I can at least outrun something! You know, considering how "fast" I can "run". This is the part where I smirk and laugh at my creative genius. I'm so funny and witty!

Last, but certainly not least, I'm going to give you the url to one of my most favorite videos ever!! :D
Nevermind. I'm just going to go kick my own kittens.